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Mini Anden Lingerie Pictures for the Perfect Swedish Lift
We kind of fell in lust with Mini Anden a couple years ago as she and her hotness started to make appearances in English language films, most notably The Mechanic where the Swedish model got sweaty...
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By Popular Obsession: Hayley-Marie Coppin Doubles Down on Old World Topless...
Who am I to judge heartfelt, let alone loinfelt, obsessions. Well one of our readers, 'Eric' has some kind of E.T./Elliott supernatural bond going on with British glamour model Hayley-Marie Coppin, to...
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Kate Upton Two Dollops of Hotness for Skullcandy
Earlier this year we brought you a sampling of the delicious blond bombshell pimping Skullycandy gamer headphones, and, now, like the completeness of the Skullycandy sound, herein lies the complete...
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Alessandra Ambrosio Naughty Dark and Hot in Edgy Photoshoot
As you know, I'm perhaps the world's worst gambler, but can almost guarantee you that we'll be seeing Alessandra Ambrosio in the top MILF type categories for the 2012 Egotastic! Hotness Awards come...
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Holy Crap! Miranda Kerr is Good Looking!
I can't believe I've spent the past 23 minutes ogling a fully-clothed woman. I'm going to lose tons of Egotastic! street cred. But how can you not leer lust-wise at the uber-sextastic Miranda Kerr...
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Ashley Emma Topless Pictures Can Not Be Denied (Their Hotness)
Well, what do we have here, a beautiful blonde Ashley Emma, British babe extraordinaire that can not be denied a viewing by the fair minded people of Egotastic!, and promoted heartily by one mead...
View ArticleRiRi And Kate Moss Take Turns Getting Naked
RiRi can't go through a photo shoot without the photographer, assistants, stylists, the dude who keeps the chips bowl full and everybody else in the studio getting two eye fulls of her titty knobs....
View ArticleWhen Did Steve Carell Join The DILF Club?
I’m going to have to choose my words very carefully, because these pics of Steve Carell are giving me a serious case of the vapors and I could come across sounding like a total creep (too late dummy,...
View ArticleBenedict Cumberbatch’s Gorgeousness Was Upstaged At The Hobbit Premiere Last...
Last night, the premiere of The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (a word I’ve been pronouncing as ‘smoog’) was held in Hollywood and it brought out lots of handsome older-types in suits, including the...
View ArticleCara Delevingne Makes Out With Michelle Rodriguez While Dressed Like The...
If you’re in Miami and see steam billowing out of one of the hotels, it’s nothing. It’s just Michelle Rodriguez and her piece Cara Delevingne rubbing a layer of skin off of their coochie lips while...
View ArticlePEEN: Brought To You By Kenny Brain From Big Brother Canada
It’s a Good Friday GIFT! In case you haven’t already printed these out and papered your bedroom ceiling with them like I’m doing, here’s Kenny Brain, former HSOTD and the bearded gay ginger model from...
View Article“Well, I’d Say It’s About This Long….While Soft.”
All those English horse races are the same to me (I’m a racist, I know), so I always get Aintree and Ascot mixed up. Aintree is that horse race that brings out Britain’s most genteel and pristine...
View ArticleJoe ManJello And Sofia Vergara Are Doing It
Sofia Vergara and Onion Crunch mogul Nick Loeb broke up about 20 minutes ago and some judgmental whores think that it’s way too soon for her to jump on a new dick part-time, but when the new dick...
View ArticleSuave Pepaw Joe Biden Likes To Go Skinny Dipping
“Listen babe, what you see is what you get – little JB don’t get no shrinkage. It goes in looking like a pool noodle and it stays looking like a pool noodle. Next question? Yeah, you in the red with...
View ArticleBut Where’s Marcy D’Arcy???
I bet David Faustino is sending her a text message that says “Sorry Chicken Legs, invite only!” NO! That’s more of an Al Bundy thing to do. David’s probably just checking to see if “I Told Ya” has hit...
View ArticleEvan Rachel Wood’s Wet Dreams Have Come True, She’s (Allegedly) Doing...
If you follow Evan Rachel Wood’s Twatter, then you probably already know that she’s #creamedfromeveryorifice over Katherine Moennig before. Last year, ERW tweeted this about a dream she had co-starring...
View ArticleHere’s The Newest Trailer For Jurassic World Starring America’s Sweetheart...
So the trailer for Jurassic World was released today, and in case you hadn’t guessed, it’s filled with dinosaurs. It also has a hot mustachioed Chris Pratt. I know, that alone is all you need to know....
View ArticleOh, It’s Just A Topless Danny Trejo In A Dallas Cowboys Santa Hat And Creased...
Since there’s a lot of sweet nectar to guzzle down, a lot of gay apparel to don and a lot of family fights to be had, Allison and I are taking the rest of Jesus’ born day off and we’ll be back tomorrow...
View ArticleScarlett Johansson Has Thoughts On Thor’s Hotness
Before we get to that sexy Australian slice of lamington cake on the right, we need to talk about why in the HELL does Scarlett Johansson look like the low-budget love child of Miley Cyrus and a...
View ArticleAnd Here’s Caitlyn Jenner Giving You Coy Jessica Lange On The Cover Of Vanity...
When we all found out that Bruce Jenner was going to debut “Her” on the cover of Vanity Fair, I thought it was going to be a while before we got to see “Her” giving us chichis and a demure look. But...
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