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Chris Pratt Says He Couldn’t Get Boners When He Was Chunkier

Don’t worry – there’s a whole mess of Chris Pratt working that buff DILF realness later on. But for now, let us once again enjoy the memory of formerly-fat Chris Pratt’s delicious Orange Crème...

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Zoe Saldana’s Husband Took Her Last Name When They Got Married

For a very long time, whenever I saw a picture of Zoe Saldana and her hot hipster husband, I would just refer to him as “Zoe Saldana’s Hot Hipster Husband” or “Fabio of Williamsburg.” Eventually I...

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Prince Hot Ginge Was The Sexiest Third Wheel At The “Spectre” Premiere

By the way, I’m typing this on a Braille keyboard, because I’ve had THAT PICTURE of Prince Hot Ginge taped onto my face since Friday. “Did you do something to your hair? You look so much better!” is...

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So, Here’s A Topless Idris Elba Giving It To a Tire Doggy-Style

I mean, that’s what’s going on here, right? You can’t tell me that Idris Elba is lifting a tire for exercise? Who does that? Working out is so weird. Since we’re on the subject of nipple-hardening hot...

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Channing Tatum As Beyonce: Would You Hit It?

If you’re Alex Rodriguez, I’d know you’d hit it like the final pitch at the World Series. This is A-Rod’s dream girl. She’s got the 3 Bs: blonde, buff and butch! On last night’s second season premiere...

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Fabio FINALLY Shares His Thoughts About The Kartrashians

This post is really just an excuse to gently caress your eyeballs with the velvety beauty of the tip moistening Italian Adonis who looks like he was chiseled out of a giant blog of I Can’t Believe It’s...

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Ricky Martin And His New Piece Are Now On My Celebrity Sex Tape Wish List

Who cares if Ricky Martin’s shirt looks like it’s covered in flattened cockroaches and stepped-on bunny poop? Who also cares if Ricky Martin’s face looks like it was reupholstered in pieces cut out...

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